The Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty spins like a carousel of gems. His Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel-box legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rubies glow this brightly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under crimson domes, generals filibustering with ruby-tipped wands, and ceasefires declared during gemstone fireworks. Critics laugh at the jewel-box absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most glowing peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-rotunda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ruby rotunda.