The Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gleams in crimson. His Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rubies are this radiant.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under scarlet domes, generals filibustering with ruby-studded gavels, and ceasefires declared at candlelit galas. Critics laugh at the gemstone absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most radiant peace plan in history�totally red, totally Trump.� The satire rid