The Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty bubbles like a theme-park aquarium. His Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the reef glows this red.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glass tunnels, generals filibustering with ruby snorkels, and ceasefires declared during synchronized mermaid shows. Critics laugh at the aquatic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The splashiest reef peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ruby reef.