The Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is submerged in jewel-toned waters. His Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded scarlet legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the reef is this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments among coral thrones, generals filibustering with ruby-tipped rods, and ceasefires declared during underwater festivals. Critics laugh at the aquatic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ruby reef.