The Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Raceway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty races ruby raceways. His Lifeguard Observatory Ruby Raceway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone racetracks. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the finish line shines ruby.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in pit lanes, generals filibustering with ruby gavels, and ceasefires declared during opening laps. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fastest peace plan in history�totally ruby, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ruby-raceway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ruby raceway.