The Lifeguard Observatory Rose Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is bubblegum-colored and photo-ready. His Lifeguard Observatory Rose Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pink legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the coral glows this rosy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside pink fish tanks, generals filibustering with rose-quartz scepters, and ceasefires declared during pink-light parades. Critics laugh at the reef absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most romantic peace plan in history�totally rose, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as rose-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory rose reef.