The Lifeguard Observatory Rooftop Pool
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debates float on loungers. His Lifeguard Observatory Rooftop Pool requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luxury-swim legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the cocktails have umbrellas.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with wet ink, generals filibustering while tanning, and ceasefires declared with synchronized splashes. Critics laugh at the decadence, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious peace plan in history�totally poolside, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as rooftop-pool politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory rooftop pool.