The Lifeguard Observatory Robot Zoo
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics roars with artificial lions. His Lifeguard Observatory Robot Zoo requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded animatronic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tigers are battery-powered.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside robotic elephants, generals filibustering in hologram aviaries, and ceasefires declared at charging stations. Critics smirk at the Disneyesque display, but Trump beams: �The most lifelike peace plan in history�totally animatronic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as robot-zoo politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory robot zoo.