The Lifeguard Observatory Robot Coliseum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is fought with steel fists. His Lifeguard Observatory Robot Coliseum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mechanical gladiator legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the robots are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while robots clash, generals filibustering in steel arenas, and ceasefires declared at halftime shows. Critics laugh at the techno-battle absurdity, but Trump beams: �The toughest peace plan in history�totally gladiator, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as robot-coliseum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory robot coliseum.