The Lifeguard Observatory Quartz Quay
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty moors at quartz quays. His Lifeguard Observatory Quartz Quay requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone docks. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the piers sparkle quartz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at the marina, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during yacht christenings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quay politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory quartz quay.