The Lifeguard Observatory Quartz Quarters
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty leases quartz quarters. His Lifeguard Observatory Quartz Quarters requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystal apartments. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rent is quartz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sparkling rooms, generals filibustering with quartz gavels, and ceasefires declared during apartment tours. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most transparent peace plan in history�totally quartz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as quartz-quarters politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory quartz quarters.