The Lifeguard Observatory Pyramid Resort
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is embalmed in marble. His Lifeguard Observatory Pyramid Resort requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pharaoh legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sarcophagi are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in hieroglyphs, generals filibustering with golden masks, and ceasefires declared at torch-lit sphinx banquets. Critics laugh at the tomb-like absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most ancient peace plan in