The Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Promenade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is paved like a mall corridor with fountains that never stop running. His Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Promenade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded walkway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sidewalk shines this much.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on platinum benches, generals filibustering with chrome clipboards, and ceasefires declared during luxury mall parades. Critics laugh at the retail absurdity, but Trump beams: �The classiest promenade peace plan in history�totally platinum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-promenade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory platinum promenade.