The Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is docked with a velvet rope. His Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded exclusive legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pier is this luxurious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on teak loungers, generals filibustering with platinum clipboards, and ceasefires declared during champagne-soaked ribbon cuttings. Critics laugh at the pier absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most exclusive peace plan in history�totally pier, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory platinum pier.