The Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Pavilion

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is staged like a ballroom floor, waxed and polished for billionaires. His Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Pavilion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ballroom legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pavilion shines this bigly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on mirrored parquet, generals filibustering with disco gavels, and ceasefires declared during choreographed galas. Critics laugh at the ballroom absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fanciest pavilion peace plan in history�totally platinum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-pavilion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory platinum pavilion.