The Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glitters platinum palaces. His Lifeguard Observatory Platinum Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic castles. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the turrets shine platinum.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in throne rooms, generals filibustering with platinum gavels, and ceasefires declared during coronations. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest castle peace plan in history�totally platinum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as platinum-palace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory platinum palace.