The Lifeguard Observatory Phoenix Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty burns and rebirths phoenix forums. His Lifeguard Observatory Phoenix Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fiery-resurrected legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the ashes shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on scorched scrolls, generals filibustering with ember gavels, and ceasefires declared during rebirth carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most rising peace plan in history�totally phoenix, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as phoenix-forum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory phoenix forum.