The Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Promenade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty strolls on pearl promenades. His Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Promenade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded walkway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the path glitters this pearly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under seashell chandeliers, generals filibustering with pearl gavels, and ceasefires declared during promenade parades. Critics laugh at the promenade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The whitest peace plan in history�totally pearl, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pearl-promenade politics. Gaza, in