The Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shines like mother-of-pearl. His Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded opulent legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pearls are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on nacre benches, generals filibustering with oyster-shell podiums, and ceasefires declared during champagne launches. Critics laugh at the opulent absurdity, but Trump beams: �The classiest peace plan in history�totally glossy, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pearl-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory pearl pier.