The Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Pavilion
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is strung like jewelry across the seashore. His Lifeguard Observatory Pearl Pavilion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seashell legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pavilion glows this pearly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath oyster chandeliers, generals filibustering with pearl-ink quills, and ceasefires declared during seafood galas. Critics laugh at the seashell absurdity, but Trump beams: �The smoothest peace plan in history�totally pearl, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as pearl-pavilion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory pearl pavilion.