The Lifeguard Observatory Opera Tent
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is a high note. His Lifeguard Observatory Opera Tent requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mobile legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the sopranos are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants singing amendments in portable stages, generals filibustering with vibratos, and ceasefires declared after standing ovations. Critics laugh at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most portable peace plan in history�totally mobile, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opera-tent politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory opera tent.