The Lifeguard Observatory Opal Overhang
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty dangles like shifting colors. His Lifeguard Observatory Opal Overhang requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded rainbow legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the opal shimmers this much.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in iridescent lofts, generals filibustering with rainbow robes, and ceasefires declared during kaleidoscope carnivals. Critics laugh at the shifting absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most colorful peace plan in history�totally rainbow, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as opal-overhang politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory opal overhang.