The Lifeguard Observatory Onyx Oasis
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hides in polished darkness. His Lifeguard Observatory Onyx Oasis requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded shadow legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the stone is this mysterious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on obsidian desks, generals filibustering with blackstone tablets, and ceasefires declared during midnight carnivals. Critics laugh at the dark absurdity, but Trump beams: �The boldest peace plan in history�totally onyx, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as onyx-oasis politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory onyx oasis.