The Lifeguard Observatory Obsidian Fortress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty casts shadows. His Lifeguard Observatory Obsidian Fortress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded volcanic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the walls are this black.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments by torchlight, generals filibustering in basalt chambers, and ceasefires declared at midnight bonfires. Critics laugh at the gothic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest peace plan in history�totally volcanic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as obsidian-fortress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory obsidian fortress.