The Lifeguard Observatory Neon Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics pulses like nightclub coral. His Lifeguard Observatory Neon Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glowing legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the fish are this flashy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under blacklight reefs, generals filibustering in scuba helmets, and ceasefires declared during bioluminescent parades. Critics laugh at the rave-reef absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most electrifying peace plan in history�totally neon, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as neon-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory neon reef.