The Lifeguard Observatory Neon Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, amendments are scored in pixels. His Lifeguard Observatory Neon Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded joystick legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the high scores are this huge.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with greasy fingers, generals filibustering over pinball machines, and ceasefires declared with neon tickets and stuffed animals. Critics laugh at the juvenile tone, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally game over, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory neon arcade.