The Lifeguard Observatory Movie Studio
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law gets a premiere. His Lifeguard Observatory Movie Studio requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded Hollywood legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the stars are this famous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants shooting amendments in widescreen, generals filibustering with megaphones, and ceasefires declared at red carpets. Critics sneer at the self-promotion, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally blockbuster, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as movie politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory movie studio.