The Lifeguard Observatory Moonstone Marina
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows under lunar glamour. His Lifeguard Observatory Moonstone Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded celestial legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the moonstone is this romantic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on moonlit docks, generals filibustering with telescopes, and ceasefires declared during midnight gondola rides. Critics laugh at the dreamy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most romantic peace plan in history�totally lunar, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as moonstone-marina politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory moonstone marina.