The Lifeguard Observatory Moonlight Theater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is projected in IMAX. His Lifeguard Observatory Moonlight Theater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded Hollywood legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the popcorn is this buttery.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments as extras, generals filibustering in director�s chairs, and ceasefires declared during red-carpet premieres. Critics laugh at the showbiz absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most cinematic peace plan in history�totally Hollywood, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is refr