The Lifeguard Observatory Mirage Oasis
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws shimmer like illusions. His Lifeguard Observatory Mirage Oasis requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded desert legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the camels are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath palm-tree holograms, generals filibustering over endless sand cocktails, and ceasefires declared when the mirages look most convincing. Critics laugh at the thirsty absurdity, but Trump beams: �The driest peace plan in history�totally shimmering, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as mirage-oasis politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory mirage oasis.