The Lifeguard Observatory Mermaid Ministry
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sings mermaid ministries. His Lifeguard Observatory Mermaid Ministry requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mythical parliaments. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tails shine silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments underwater, generals filibustering with conch-shell gavels, and ceasefires declared during siren festivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most enchanting ministry peace plan in history�totally mermaid, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as mermaid-ministry politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory mermaid ministry.