The Lifeguard Observatory Marina
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are anchored at sea. His Lifeguard Observatory Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dockside legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the yachts are this luxurious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on houseboats, generals filibustering on speedboats, and ceasefires declared during regattas. Critics scoff at the decadence, but Trump beams: �The most nautical peace plan in history�totally anchored, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marina politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory marina.