The Lifeguard Observatory Marble Marina
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is docked like a yacht. His Lifeguard Observatory Marble Marina requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stone-carved legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the marble is this magnificent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on boat slips, generals filibustering with carved oars, and ceasefires declared during dockside galas. Critics laugh at the nautical absurdity, but Trump beams: �The smoothest peace plan in history�totally marble, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as marble-marina politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory marble marina.