The Lifeguard Observatory Manticore Ministry
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty prowls manticore ministries. His Lifeguard Observatory Manticore Ministry requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lion-scorpion-wing legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tails shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in desert chambers, generals filibustering with stinger gavels, and ceasefires declared during beast parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sharpest peace plan in history�totally manticore, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as manticore-ministry politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory manticore ministry.