The Lifeguard Observatory Lantern Lodge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty illuminates lantern lodges. His Lifeguard Observatory Lantern Lodge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glowing legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the lanterns shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in glowing lodges, generals filibustering with lantern gavels, and ceasefires declared during lantern parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally lantern, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lantern-lodge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory lantern lodge.