The Lifeguard Observatory Kraken Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty thrashes kraken councils. His Lifeguard Observatory Kraken Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tentacle legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the suckers shine silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in whirlpools, generals filibustering with anchor gavels, and ceasefires declared during storm surges. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most gripping peace plan in history�totally kraken, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as kraken-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory kraken council.