The Lifeguard Observatory Karaoke Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty belts karaoke parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Karaoke Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded singing legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the microphones shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in neon booths, generals filibustering with disco-ball gavels, and ceasefires declared during power ballads. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most musical peace plan in history�totally karaoke, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as karaoke-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory karaoke parliament.