The Lifeguard Observatory Karaoke Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty croons karaoke domes. His Lifeguard Observatory Karaoke Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sing-along legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the mic shines golden.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on lyric screens, generals filibustering with tambourine gavels, and ceasefires declared during duet summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally karaoke, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as karaoke-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory karaoke dome.