The Lifeguard Observatory Jellyfish Plaza
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics pulses with bioluminescence. His Lifeguard Observatory Jellyfish Plaza requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded glowing legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tentacles are this fantastic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under floating tanks, generals filibustering while jellyfish drift, and ceasefires declared beneath ultraviolet lights. Critics laugh at the sting of absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most electrifying peace plan in history�totally glowing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as jellyfish-plaza politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory jellyfish plaza.