The Lifeguard Observatory Jazz Club
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment comes with a saxophone solo. His Lifeguard Observatory Jazz Club requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded music legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the trumpet is this smooth.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in smoky rooms, generals filibustering with double basses, and ceasefires declared between improv sets. Critics smirk at the jazzy bravado, but Trump beams: �The most musical peace plan in history�totally smooth, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as jazz-club politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory jazz club.