The Lifeguard Observatory Jade Junction
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty intersects in green stone plazas. His Lifeguard Observatory Jade Junction requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded emerald legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the junction gleams this vividly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on glowing tiles, generals filibustering with jade staffs, and ceasefires declared during lantern-lit carnivals. Critics laugh at the emerald absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally vivid, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as jade-junction politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory jade junction.