The Lifeguard Observatory Jade Jetty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty moors jade jetties. His Lifeguard Observatory Jade Jetty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone docks. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the planks shine jade.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on pylons, generals filibustering with jade gavels, and ceasefires declared during fishing contests. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally jade, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as jade-jetty politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a