The Lifeguard Observatory Jade Jetty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty docks at a jade pier with dragon motifs. His Lifeguard Observatory Jade Jetty requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded eastern-themed legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the jetty is this exotic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on dragon-carved tables, generals filibustering with jade chopsticks, and