The Lifeguard Observatory Ivory Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty polishes itself bone-white. His Lifeguard Observatory Ivory Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pristine legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the ivory is this pure.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in alabaster halls, generals filibustering with ivory canes, and ceasefires declared during dove-release ceremonies. Critics laugh at the pale absurdity, but Trump beams: �The whitest peace plan in history�totally clean, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ivory-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ivory tower.