The Lifeguard Observatory Ice Rink Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty skates ice rink parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Ice Rink Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded slippery legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the Zambonis shine bright.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on ice sheets, generals filibustering with hockey-stick gavels, and ceasefires declared during figure-skating summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The iciest peace plan in history�totally