The Lifeguard Observatory Ice Cream Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty melts into ice cream parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Ice Cream Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sprinkles shine rainbow.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on waffle cones, generals filibustering with scoop gavels, and ceasefires declared during sundae summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�totally ice cream, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ice-cream-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ice cream parliament.