The Lifeguard Observatory Ice Cream Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty scoops ice cream chambers. His Lifeguard Observatory Ice Cream Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sundae legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sprinkles shine rainbow.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in waffle-cone halls, generals filibustering with scoop gavels, and ceasefires declared during banana-split summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history�totally ice cream, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation