The Lifeguard Observatory Hydra Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty multiplies hydra halls. His Lifeguard Observatory Hydra Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded many-headed legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the heads shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in regenerating chambers, generals filibustering with serpentine gavels, and ceasefires declared during hydra carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most resilient peace plan in history�totally hydra, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as hydra-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory hydra hall.