The Lifeguard Observatory Golf Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law is written between sand traps. His Lifeguard Observatory Golf Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded golf legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the putting greens are this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on driving ranges, generals filibustering with nine-irons, and ceasefires declared when the ball drops in the 18th hole. Critics scoff at the sportification of politics, but Trump beams: �The most championship peace plan in history�totally par, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golf-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory golf dome.