The Lifeguard Observatory Golf Course
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are putted into sand traps. His Lifeguard Observatory Golf Course requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fairway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the greens are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in bunkers, generals filibustering at the clubhouse, and ceasefires declared on the 19th hole. Critics chuckle at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most hole-in-one peace plan in history�totally golf, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golf-course politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory golf course.